Tuesday, March 08, 2005

What Not To Wear

The person in the mirror looked back at me. It was me, and yet... wasn't me.

Its amazing the effect that clothes can have on a person. Another trip to the department store had resulted in some new Newly Single ensembles. First-Born was particularly impressed: "Wow, you look like a teenager!"

Bless. One day I'll tell her where I hid her glasses.

The Ex sniffed disdainfully: "How old do you think you are? You're in your 30s. Act your age."

You couldn't really get a better recommendation for a new outfit, could you?