Get your mind out of the gutter.
I have a man in the apartment at the moment, dismantling my kitchen and bathroom in the search for a leak.
A nice young lady is moving in downstairs and while unpacking, opened one of her kitchen cupboards to discover a relatively advanced civilisation that had evolved over the last 6 months from the damp running down the wall from my flat above.
Or it might have been a hideously disgusting growth of slime/fungus. The shriek was heard all over the building.
So she's refused to go near the place until the landlord sorts it out (these apartments being new and still under warranty - which is proving to be very cool.)
I, of course, don't care. I selected the top flat in the hope I might be able to ruin someone's day below me. And lets face it, as introductions goes, it beats the usual "Hi, I'm Newly, what do you do?"
Saying "Hi, I'm Newly. The funny smell in your kitchen? That was me..." is far more memorable, don't you think?
