Onto serious stuff...

Here's a question. 2 year seperation, or 'quickie' unreasonable behaviour?

Can't go for adultery since the two young lovers work for an organisation that frowns on that sort of thing, and I really need them both to keep their jobs.

But what should the unreasonable behaviour be? Toothpaste squeezed in the middle? Toilet seat left up (or down)? Assanination of Arch-Duke Ferdinand, thus touching off the first world war?

Decisions, decisions.

I shall be having my first 'proper' chat with a lawyer tomorrow. Oooo...