Monday, June 06, 2005

Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Swimming Pool

Part 233 in a continuing series.

The individual's voice was carried over the swimming pool hub-bub of screaming children and adults screeching back at them:

"Oooh, I don't know what they put in this water, but it does wonders for my athlete's foot."

I looked at First-Born. "Time to get out"