Hedonism update:
I have branched away from the usual salads and instead purchased some deeply unhealthy pre-packed curry things from the local supermarket. And some chips.
Surely worth a 2 out of 10?
Unfortunately, I have to subtract 5 because in the same shopping session I purchased some oven cleaner and industrial strength sink unblocker. At least I restrained myself from buying a new pair of marigolds.
Failed again. Tch.