"A new bicycle is better than sex"

This is a quote from one of the senior managers where I work. It does, I think, undermine any claim the guy has to competence.

However, it must be said, taking a brand spanking new bike out for a short run is very satisfying. No rattles, squeaks or worrying clonks from anywhere. No heart-stopping jumping out of gear (often resulting in one's voice going up by a few octaves.)

Marvellous. But better than sex? Deary, deary me.

So, onto last night. It was a very good evening. Drinks were drunk, food was eaten (and eventually flung around) and women were admired. Yes, I'm certainly reverting to my early 20s.

Cocktail of the evening: Long Island Iced Tea.