This post is rated 'R' for sickly sweetness. You have been warned.
Woke this morning in the House of Oddness and found a handmade card on the bedside table. It said:
"Dad, I missed you when you were away. Keep coming back!"
*sigh*
An entirely self absorbed diary of the experiences of a chap who suddenly, and unexpectedly, finds himself young, single and possessed of a credit card