Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Severe Weather Warning In Hell

Finally. Finally. The Ex has paid up. I've had a call from the bank regarding a 'suspicious transfer' into my account.

What to do with it? I could...

* Buy 50,000 pints of beer
* Book a ticket on Dickie Branson's spaceship
* Invest in 75,000 lottery tickets

...or...

* Get a place of my own in the UK and a small apartment in the French Pyrenees.

Yeah. I like the sound of that.

It was First-Born's birthday last weekend. Next weekend she and I are setting off to EuroDisney. I think we can certainly make it a trip to remember.