Tuesday, March 01, 2005

If Symptoms Persist

"May cause a sustained erection for 4 hours..." I read from 'Adverse Reactions' section.

I pondered that, and added: "That sounds more like a feature than a side effect to me"

I'm a little anally retentive and always read the bit of paper that comes inside the packet of pills. In this case I had elected to see what the accidentally prescribed Viagra was supposed to do from a medical perspective. Aside from making Hugh Heffner a very happy old man, of course.

"Taking medication after eating may delay or dissipate the effect..." I continued. Useful information. "Best take one now then" I decided, and swallowed one of the little blue tablets.

"Do not exceed 100mg or the amount prescribed by your physician." I concluded. Each tablet was 50mg. "Better safe than sorry" I added, and took a second pill.

The question is, of course, was there any noticeable difference?

Goodness me. That was one of the best birthdays yet. I gotta get me some more of those.

Enough said, I think.