A conversation between two blokes:
A: "Wow, thats a small one. I've never seen one that little."
B: "Yeah. Its good isn't it. Its nowhere near as thick as your one."
A: "I can see that... can I, er...?"
B: "You want to hold it?"
A: "Would you mind?"
B: "No, of course not. Here... hold out your hand..."
...
A: "Thats amazing."
B: (blushes) "Well, I guess I'm a lucky guy."
The *only* time you'd hear two guys saying this is when they're talking about a new gadget (like my titchy little laptop.) The effect is however somewhat spoiled by:
Sven: "Ja, zat is tiny. Mine is huge, but I broke it when I hit a bookcase with it"
I hope he was talking about his computer.
