Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Pick One

The condom machine in my local pub has three options:

1. 'Fun' - I presume this means something ribbed, or something with a smiley Mickey Mouse head on the end.

2. 'Safe' - wrap a bin liner around one's wedding tackle.

3. 'Performance' - ok, I'm at a loss. What the heck does that mean?

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