Tuesday, November 23, 2004

They're Ganging Up On Me

First the on-line grocery store, now Amazon.co.uk.

I did some christmas shopping (oh, I'm so organised) and decided to tidy up my address list. Lets face it, I'm unlikely to be sending anything to my mother-in-law again unless someone writes a book entitled "Cabbage - Fifty Different Ways To Boil It Into Green Slime" or "Sunday Roasts - Nobody Likes Mystery Meat"

I whittled the addresses down to one; my current address. Amazon.co.uk helpfully gave me an addreviation that would appear in any drop-down lists. It was this:

"(My Name) - Dork"

Its a conspiracy.