Part the first... "Look at me! I've leapt 12 feet in the air off this jump. Am I great or what?" Ok, it was more like an inch - but mistaking an inch for 12 feet is a bloke's perogative, ok?
Part the second... "Ah, shit. I've got to stop now. How do I do that again?"
Part the third... "A handy hill. This'll do..."
Part the fourth... "Owwww..."
The full video (replete with sound effects) is available on request...
