You guys worry me.

Hear I am, pouring out my heart in the hope that those about to embark on a similar odyssey can gird their loins appropriately and what is the most asked question?

"What colour were the marigolds?"

They were yellow. The one true colour.

(Seriously - thanks all for the comments. Except for the chap offering me pictures of his sister enjoying, er, relations with a labrabor. You scare me more than the marigold people)