We have a new receptionist. She is working here during her vacation. She is wearing a tight t-shirt with the word 'LOOK' emblazoned across her chest in spangly sequins. So I have.
I've never known the computer support guys to be quite so helpful. The poor woman has a veritable swarm of them around her, plugging and unplugging cables, installing software, adjusting screens and offering a selection of ergonomically sound keyboards.
I'm tempted to buy myself a pair of comedy breasts and don a blonde wig in order to get similar service, although I think the drool on the floor around the desk might start to get irritating after a while.
Drove past the apartment I was trying to buy. The builders put it back on the market on Monday. It was sold today to a cash buyer. You win some, you lose some. Except I seem to be doing more than my fair share of losing.
I'll have a chat with my friend Beer tonight. He understands.