Saturday, July 31, 2004

This Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life

I'm making breakfast for someone else this morning.

As the world moves further into the world of Orwell's Big Brother (with compulsory ID cards, CCTV cameras on every corner and so on) I can see one benefit. Presumably, at some point, laws will be written that control every aspect of our lives. This will mean that people will find themselves having to adhere to standards laid down by government.

This, in turn, means that whichever house I find myself waking up in, I'll be able to find the cutlery drawer in the kitchen.