I have a small person staying over tonight. We read some A.A.Milne. She chose "The Friend" and "Us Two" because, in her words, "Thats me and you, Dad"
Yes. I got all choked again.
Right up until she explained that she was Christopher Robin and I was his bear. Because I'm apparently a similar shape to Winnie The Pooh.
And she expects presents at christmas? Hmmm...