Saturday, May 29, 2004

From The Shallow And Vacant Department

I'm feeling a little nervous. Make that a lot nervous.

You see, today is the final day of the Great Newly Make-over. We have the new wardrobe. We have the new shoes. This afternoon we will have the new Hair.

Having spent 16 years with the same basic hair-style, going for a change is a scary proposition. I know guys shouldn't worry about this stuff - maybe I've eaten too many hamburgers or something (thank you, Mr Tebbit)

On the plus side, the girl who'll be cutting my hair is very cute. So perhaps I'll instruct her to 'be creative' and simply admire the scenery.