Friday, May 14, 2004

Peacocks In Leather

...I forgot. Today I collect first-born (we're going away for the weekend) which means I can parade before the Ex like some sort of bitter and twisted peacock.

With luck, she'll be attired in her usual gear from Versaci's summer collection: "Dragged Through A Hedge Backwards"

I have a feeling that first-born will be impressed. And then demand a similar expedition.