Operation Flirt is on temporary hiatus owing to the fact that I appear to be growing an extra nose at the moment.
I feel I ought to walk about with a paper bag over my head, or perhaps a mask in a similar way to Michael Jackson. Maybe Michael would like to purchase this appendage to replace his own damaged organ.
Until it bursts, of course. Ewww...
I also heard from the agents today. It seems I am GO for moving in on October 2nd. So I'm making a list of Stuff To Buy.
I never thought I'd find myself breathlessly excited about the purchase of a toilet roll holder...
