I Am A Guy.
For some inexplicable reason I've been getting a not insignificant amount of emails referring to the Ex as male, and The Boyfriend as being mine.
I Am A Guy. The Ex is as female as Cruella De Ville and The Boyfriend is very definitely Her's.
Thank you for your attention.
(Thats not to say that I'm not in touch with my feminine side. And we won't mention the drag party at college where I went dressed as Batgirl. The photos of that incident have all been destroyed. Oh yeah.)