Things I must learn:
1. When visiting someone, and they open the fridge and say "I think there's enough beer in there even for you", this is not an invitation to attempt to prove them wrong
2. Trying to shave when still drunk from the night before is a no-no
3. You are 32, not 22. You *are* going to pay for all that alcohol the following day
4. Selecting the late night film based on which looks the worst is playing with fire. One day, someone's going to hurt. Don't forget the horror of 2 Fast 2 Furious
5. Encouraging someone to turn up a sound system that has already been described as 'bowel loosening' following the consumption of a slighty dodgy chinese meal and too much beer is unwise
(a great session last night. Now I just need to prepare myself for Friday's activities...)
